Today I met a very odd creature...
It was big, pink, with bristly hair, a short nose and it made funny noises.
Mom called it a pig, but I think his name was Hubert.
He was kinda slow and wouldn't play with me.
I even barked at him and did my best play bow, but he still wouldn't play.
Oh well, Hubert mostly likes to sleep and lay in the sun.
I like that too, so at least we have that in common.
-Ruggles
It was big, pink, with bristly hair, a short nose and it made funny noises.
Mom called it a pig, but I think his name was Hubert.
He was kinda slow and wouldn't play with me.
I even barked at him and did my best play bow, but he still wouldn't play.
Oh well, Hubert mostly likes to sleep and lay in the sun.
I like that too, so at least we have that in common.
-Ruggles